Greedy Gorgon Press are a platonic throuple of TTRPG enthusiasts dedicated to bringing a little more rock and roll to your RPG romps. Like a literary human centipede, you don't know where one of us starts and the other ends. We bring a touch of barbaric rage against the machine, a hint of Megadeth-saving rolls and a smattering of AC/DC to your, well, AC and DC.
We write adventures that are meant to be enjoyed. We write better puns, better literary descriptions and similes that are so profound they make you want to be a better person. We swear in ways the English language never knew it had the potential or the potency for. We want reading through our adventures to be a joy in itself; we want playing through our adventures to be metal as fuck. We are, as some critics* are calling us, the best writers in the indie TTRPG scene.
*thanks mum
Today’s featured product
Fresh from its successful Kickstarter campaign- live and direct, it’s our latest, microscopic DnD adventure:
The leading wizard of our age is sick. All medical and magical interventions have failed. There's something inside him that's killing him slowly. Our only hope is to shrink an adventuring party down to size and send them in to find out what's killing him.
And yes, you’re going up his bum.
The leading wizard of our age is sick. All medical and magical interventions have failed. There's something inside him that's killing him slowly. Our only hope is to shrink an adventuring party down to size and send them in to find out what's killing him.
A unique adventure setting
This adventure will be a dungeon crawl like no other. Set inside a wizard, each organ represents a unique encounter thematically linked to the theme of the system the organ is connected to. Can you find out what's wrong and get to the brain before he dies? The final produce will comprise over 60 pages of adventure content and unique monster statblocks including a climatic finale where the party need to fight off Impresto's assassin from inside his body.
Get lost in the labyrinthine small intestine!
Rescue the Head Gut Priest in a deadly game of The Floor is Stomach Acid
Fight in White Blood Cell Knights in the Spleen Arena
Survive phagocytosis in the liver!
Pass the test of the humours
Prevent the lungs from collapsing
Can sort fact from feeling in the battle of the Heart?
A thrilling chase up the spinal cord
Fight a climactic finale in the cerebral cortex!
Defeat the Disease infecting Gorgonia's greatest wizard
Most adventures have a wizard in them. This wizard has an adventure in him!