Greedy Gorgon Press are a platonic throuple of TTRPG enthusiasts dedicated to bringing a little more rock and roll to your RPG romps. Like a literary human centipede, you don't know where one of us starts and the other ends. We bring a touch of barbaric rage against the machine, a hint of Megadeth-saving rolls and a smattering of AC/DC to your, well, AC and DC.

We write adventures that are meant to be enjoyed. We write better puns, better literary descriptions and similes that are so profound they make you want to be a better person. We swear in ways the English language never knew it had the potential or the potency for. We want reading through our adventures to be a joy in itself; we want playing through our adventures to be metal as fuck. We are, as some critics* are calling us, the best writers in the indie TTRPG scene.

*thanks mum

Today’s featured product

Fresh from its successful Kickstarter campaign- live and direct, it’s our latest, microscopic DnD adventure:

The leading wizard of our age is sick. All medical and magical interventions have failed. There's something inside him that's killing him slowly. Our only hope is to shrink an adventuring party down to size and send them in to find out what's killing him. 

And yes, you’re going up his bum.